I Miss Buffets

by Half Cashed House Band

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This may just be the greatest heart-break song of the 21st Century...

Imagine that Queen and Tenacious D had a love-child. Voila!

lyrics

I'm an fat kid at heart
And I knew it from the start
It was love at first try
Obsession at first sight
There are countless combinations
Endless opportunities
It's all fun and games
Until you have to sneeze

I miss buffets
I miss buffets
Never thought I'd see the day
It pains me greatly just to say
I miss buffets
I miss buffets
Life was turned a little gray
When they took them all away

Steamed greens and baked beans
And lots and lots of mac and cheese
Dreaming of these tasty treats
All the things that I would eat
Hope you saved room for dessert
Don't forget there is soft serve
On and on and on and on
Until every button bursts

I miss buffets
I miss buffets
Never thought I'd see the day
It pains me greatly just to say
I miss buffets
I miss buffets (Why'd they have to go)
Life was turned a little gray
When they took them all away

credits

released April 20, 2021
Music and lyrics written by Miles Neff
Mixed by Michael Goodrich at Hypnotic Audio
Mastered by Ted Whitten at Ted Whitten Mastering

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Half Cashed House Band Florida

A Comedy/Music legend in the making! Half Cashed House Band will not dissapoint with hijinks and antics galore. A musical masterpiece with laugh-out-loud lyrics that will certainly tickle that funnybone. Tell your friends, tell your grandma, Half Cashed House Band's got it goin' on! ... more